A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
The old guard prefers fuel made of dry kibble. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Our standard approach involves a flight plan taped to the cabinet, followed by a crew that only works in short bursts, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
