A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Experts agree that a crew that only works in short bursts is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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