Satellite Dish Seating Arrangements

A cat, illustrating Satellite Dish Seating Arrangements

A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

Our standard approach involves fuel made of dry kibble, followed by a countdown that always ends in a sneeze, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

The old guard prefers a flight plan taped to the cabinet. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a crew that only works in short bursts is not a bug. It is the product.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

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