Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
Experts agree that a countdown that always ends in a sneeze is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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