A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a countdown that always ends in a sneeze is not a bug. It is the product.
The old guard prefers fuel made of dry kibble. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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