Zero Gravity Training on the Curtain

A cat, illustrating Zero Gravity Training on the Curtain

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

Our standard approach involves a flight plan taped to the cabinet, followed by a countdown that always ends in a sneeze, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a crew that only works in short bursts is not a bug. It is the product.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

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